Zoelina: Hammie, you can’t pull my hair! It’s not nice.
Hammie: I am nice, I am!
Hamlet: Besides, you wouldn’t let me have any cake.
Zoelina: Hammie, it was pretend cake. You could pretend to have it.
Hamlet: You’re giving me a headache. There’s too many girls.
Zoelina: Are you mad at me?
Audrey: How come you guys are always fighting? I think Nanny can hear you!
Pandora: I know she can. You’re going to be in BIG trouble when we get to Colorado.
Pandora: Yeah! BIG BIG trouble!
Zoelina: I won’t be in trouble will I?
Pandora: No, I think Nanny will spank Hammie.
Hamlet: If you tell, I am going to pull your hair again!
Zoelina: I don’t want you to get a spanking, but if you pull my hair just one more time…I AM telling!
Hamlet: I didn’t do anything bad!
Hamlet: It’s not FAIR! You can’t tell Nanny I was bad!
Zoelina: I think he’s crying!
Audrey: Nanny calls them crocodile tears.